Santa comes early at the Harrisburg office

Here are a few gifts to hand out as we head out the door for the long weekend:

Bill O’Reilly: A copy of How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Donald Rumsfeld: A one-way plane ticket to somewhere. Europe? Asia? It’s a secret, but Rummy will find out once he lands.

Senator Arlen Specter: Courage

Hazleton Mayor Lou Barletta: A copy of The Words of Cesar Chavez

Rep. Daryl Metcalfe (R-Butler County): 2 free tickets to Central PA Pridefest

Governor Rendell: A paper shredder (for death warrants)

There are surely more I’m not thinking of at the moment, but in the words of our legal assistant, I’m peacin’. Have a great holiday! We’ll chat next week. And to all a good night…

Andy in the HBG