To bring an end to the bloody war on Christmas, the ACLU of Texas has turned us in.
Operation Kill Christmas: Scenes from the War Room
Atop every mountain we’ve secretly placed an army of green grinches prepared to sled down on Christmas morning into towns across America to steal presents from toddlers.
Don’t believe it? I tell you I’ve seen the secret grinch training facilities.
The War Room for Operation Kill Christmas lies in a bunker deep underground. That’s also where we keep all our Communists. I know most of you thought Communism was dead after the fall of the Berlin Wall. It’s not true. They’re all huddled deep underground in our secret ACLU bunker.
I knew that ACLU-TX was the Benedict Arnold amongst us. What they say must be true: Don’t mess with Texas.